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considered a fine art by many, Geeching involves the tickling of a Gooch from behind by a Geecher.
Ah, that Dan is well good at Geeching, did you see him just Geech Tom's Gooch?!
Geeching by Danbo May 17, 2007
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When ones nipple become hard
It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.
Geeching by Boobie ranger July 29, 2018
The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
Geeching by SouthernSoldier February 17, 2022
When you are in a prolonged state of edging that you begin to excrete semen from all of your orifices uncontrollably.
Person 1: bro my friend was grenching in the back of class and soaked everyone around him in nut!
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class
Grenching by RaidersNEaglesFan March 16, 2024

Grephing 

The act of not participating in AP Calculus because you’re busy with the tiktok rizz party.
Vincent: Dude are you tryna do this FRQ?
Jason: Nah I’m grephing rn
Grephing by TikTok Rizz Party April 11, 2024

Gleching 

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.
"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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