Grenching

When you are in a prolonged state of edging that you begin to excrete semen from all of your orifices uncontrollably.

Person 1: bro my friend was grenching in the back of class and soaked everyone around him in nut!
Person 2: bro I wish I was in your class

by RaidersNEaglesFan March 16, 2024

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.

Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

soul-wrenching

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

by ThePrayer April 25, 2016

Grenading

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.

Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.

by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015

poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency

Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.

by woodchipper April 29, 2008

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

gut-wrenching

Adjective to describe something so painfully emotional, and tragic, that your stomach feels knotted. It relates to feelings of guilt, sadness and devastated sympathy.

The really tragic suicide of ten year old Ashlynn Conner, from Illinois, suffering after being bullied, was described as 'gut-wrenching'.

by AliFish February 4, 2012