The study of solidified dinosaur poop spanning the worlds biggest urinal and extra terrestrial planets.
by Dr. Bleached White Nigger November 08, 2003
A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.
by WesNile September 17, 2008
Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.
by Bill_Nye May 01, 2010
by hitandmiss November 17, 2013
other sciences like physics and biology explain the entire universe, what we are made up of and what everything is based around, but Geology is the science that explains 'what did I just trip over?'.
"hey dude what is the easiest and most stupid science that i can pass with no effort whatsoever?" "Geology..."
by Definitely not @orrick.bain September 02, 2018
by BigFatJapseye February 22, 2018