The study of solidified dinosaur poop spanning the worlds biggest urinal and extra terrestrial planets.
by Dr. Bleached White Nigger November 7, 2003
Get the geologymug. 
A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.
by WesNile November 1, 2008
Get the geologymug. Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.
by Bill_Nye May 1, 2010
Get the Geologymug. by hitandmiss November 17, 2013
Get the Geologymug. other sciences like physics and biology explain the entire universe, what we are made up of and what everything is based around, but Geology is the science that explains 'what did I just trip over?'.
"hey dude what is the easiest and most stupid science that i can pass with no effort whatsoever?" "Geology..."
by Definitely not @orrick.bain September 1, 2018
Get the Geologymug. by BigFatJapseye May 7, 2018
Get the Geologymug.