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greaseman 

A greaseman is a guy that can get you in. Also a guy that can make things happen smoothly.
In the movie "Ocean's Eleven", Yen was a 95 pound "little chinese guy", who worked as an acrobat in a Las Vegas show. He was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in a very small tube in a portable safe. At the time of the robbery this is how he got into the vault of the casino. He got in, and therefore they called him the greaseman.
greaseman by Rick Ellis October 19, 2007

greasemastrr 

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same
Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.
greasemastrr by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020

Nino Greasemanelli 

Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.

See: www.greaseman.org
Estelle ya pig ya, love Nino Greasmanelli
Nino Greasemanelli by chiggley December 2, 2004

Greasyharry 

When one's bollock sack gets greased up through not being washed and starts to smell like a dead dog.
Person one: What the hell smells like a dead dog around here?
Person two: That's my dad's greasyharry!
Greasyharry by Christank February 19, 2004

greasyvachina 

a king, a trendsetter a somebody that you wanna be. the best spam page ever with good insights & good content.
“greasyvachina is the king”, lol we know 🤓

greasygay 

the feeling of severe discomfort after being taken advantage of.
My boss bent me over and gave out a greasygay shitload of work.
greasygay by T9m February 10, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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