Grawnch

A mixture of flem and gargles combined with the English language to express extreme frustration over a topic. It does not have a specific part of speech.

Weaboo: It was so kawaii!

You *throw desk at weaboo*, imagining the Dear Sister song playing as it make contact

You *climb thrown desk and punch a whole in the ceiling*

You: GRAWNCH!!!

You *climb through hole and escape the classroom*

by Disclaimed Studios September 8, 2011

granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Granch

Something considered to be disgusting. Often particularly something that has a bad smell.

Oh do you smell that? It's so granch.

by Zbisk November 5, 2022

graunch

to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement

"i can't seem to close this lid, it looks like someone's tried to graunch the fucker open"

by leon aeon cnut cobalt-blue December 17, 2003

granch

Granch - is a term used more commonly that 'Grandad/Grandfather' through the Welsh Valleys. Whi invented it? No-one is entirely sure, but a Granch is one of the best people you will find.

Granch/Grancha/Granchy, would I be able to have a pound for the shop please?

by Manc. February 5, 2017

graunchy

Created by combining Grungy and Raunchy. Is one level above Grimey.

That chick is Graunchy!

That's some Graunchy smelling soup.

by Rod Sanzchez April 11, 2006

graunch

To make to fit by the use of excessive force.

What? Of course it's the right chip. Graunch it.
Oh.

by Beeky August 2, 2003