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Gravititus

A chronic illness contracted by someone who thinks that the world revolves around them.
"That girl has no consideration for anyone. All she cares about is herself"
"Relax bro she can't help it. She has Gravititus."
"Oh man no wonder. Thanks for the warning."
Gravititus by SickOf Women62408 April 24, 2009

Gravitits 

Breasts that have been negatively affected by time and gravity
She'd be pretty if it weren't for her gravitits.
Gravitits by Ziv Sherman October 4, 2008

Govidiot 

Govidiot, one who misunderstood the rule of governance and role of governments.
The officer thinks he is above the law, what a govidiot.

As a citizen she doesn't have to fear the govt, she must be a govidiot.
Govidiot by Inthiran May 23, 2020

Gridiotlock

Gridlock caused by some idiot that thought he/she could get through the traffic light before it turned red in heavy traffic.
"Chances are I would make it to work on time if i wasn't stuck in this Mongolian cluster *&%# caused by gridiotlock."
Gridiotlock by Lauren (for MN Rob) October 5, 2003

Graffidiot 

A name used by Australian Public Transport to shame those who graffiti on buses, trains and ferries.
"Don't be a graffidiot because cleaning up your mess is costing the rest of us more money"

Person 1: Your just a graffidiot
person 2: " WTFFFFF?????
Person 1: you know, the person every bus and train talks about on those stickers on the windows.
Graffidiot by Gatigga April 29, 2011

govidiot 

The chief executives of many southern and western states in the US are govidiots.
govidiot by 1.618033 July 21, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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