gravititties 

When the buzzoms of a person are extremely saggy due to gravity.

Most elderly woman, and obese men have gravititties.

"Her double D's are nice but they hang to low, she has gravititties"

gravititties by shrewmonkey July 13, 2014

Gravititties 

Breast that droop way more than expected when released from a bra.

Yo, shorty took of that bra, straight Gravititties Fam!

Gravititties by Old Baby Face July 28, 2014

Anti-gravititties 

Breasts that stand up in defiance of gravity despite their size, particularly when laying down. Antonym of armpitties.

"She may not have a great booty, but her anti-gravititties are so incredible I can't look away."

Anti-gravititties by JoNance April 15, 2014

gravatitties 

Big ol boobs past their prime unrestricted by a containment mechanism.

A: "She had some knee slappin' gravatitties, man.
B: "huh?"
A:"Gravity has taken over those titties."

gravatitties by bushybeavermuffpot September 12, 2016

Gravitities 

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

Gravitities by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020