Gravitities

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

Gravititus

A chronic illness contracted by someone who thinks that the world revolves around them.

"That girl has no consideration for anyone. All she cares about is herself"
"Relax bro she can't help it. She has Gravititus."
"Oh man no wonder. Thanks for the warning."

by SickOf Women62408 April 24, 2009

Gravitits

Breasts that have been negatively affected by time and gravity

She'd be pretty if it weren't for her gravitits.

by Ziv Sherman October 4, 2008

Anti-gravititties

Breasts that stand up in defiance of gravity despite their size, particularly when laying down. Antonym of armpitties.

"She may not have a great booty, but her anti-gravititties are so incredible I can't look away."

by JoNance April 15, 2014

gravititties

When the buzzoms of a person are extremely saggy due to gravity.

Most elderly woman, and obese men have gravititties.

"Her double D's are nice but they hang to low, she has gravititties"

by shrewmonkey July 13, 2014

Gravititties

Breast that droop way more than expected when released from a bra.

Yo, shorty took of that bra, straight Gravititties Fam!

by Old Baby Face July 28, 2014

gravatitties

Big ol boobs past their prime unrestricted by a containment mechanism.

A: "She had some knee slappin' gravatitties, man.
B: "huh?"
A:"Gravity has taken over those titties."

by bushybeavermuffpot September 12, 2016