Gravititus

A chronic illness contracted by someone who thinks that the world revolves around them.

"That girl has no consideration for anyone. All she cares about is herself"
"Relax bro she can't help it. She has Gravititus."
"Oh man no wonder. Thanks for the warning."

Gravititus by SickOf Women62408 April 24, 2009

Gravitits 

Breasts that have been negatively affected by time and gravity

She'd be pretty if it weren't for her gravitits.

Gravitits by Ziv Sherman October 4, 2008

Gravityts 

Saggy breasts affected by gravity over the years

Man that bitch had nasty gravityts!!!

Gravityts by Eduardo Guillen October 11, 2006

gravitatas 

The proper term for an elderly woman's boobs.

"Grandma really needs to reconsider how tightly she hugs. Those gravitatas keep hitting me in the knees."

gravitatas by Senor Fluffington January 12, 2018

Anti-gravititties 

Breasts that stand up in defiance of gravity despite their size, particularly when laying down. Antonym of armpitties.

"She may not have a great booty, but her anti-gravititties are so incredible I can't look away."

Anti-gravititties by JoNance April 15, 2014

gratitious wee 

group of two indeviduals who fuckin rock, and may do anything above the law without consequence (including rape)

Danny Earp
Liam Moore

gratitious wee by Danny Earp January 17, 2004

gravititties 

When the buzzoms of a person are extremely saggy due to gravity.

Most elderly woman, and obese men have gravititties.

"Her double D's are nice but they hang to low, she has gravititties"

gravititties by shrewmonkey July 13, 2014