Grassoline 

Grassoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a "green" source of energy. Now that marijuana is becoming legal across US states, large companies are starting to use grassoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (Google, Frito-Lay, Arby's, ect..). Another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the grassoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with grassoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.

Coby: "Hey, we need more grassoline for the truck"
Dillon: "Can we stop for pizza first?"
Coby: "Yes."

Gary: "These new grassoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones"
Senator Frank: "Very good, I will award you nine tax credits."
Gary: "I'd rather just have a pizza party."
Senator Frank: "Ok."

Grassoline by Varnpike December 3, 2014

Grassoline 

The smell of a freshly mowed lawn and the exhaust of the lawnmower doing said mowing.

"Hey i just walked by the freshly mowed football field and it smelled like grassoline"

Grassoline by Dingleberry1888888888888888888 March 19, 2010

grassoline 

An alternative fuel that is derived from the ethanol produced by the switchgrass plant. Because it is so easily grown, switchgrass is a likely candidate for reducing the need for fossil fuels.

After cutting the switchgrass with the lawnmower, the grass cuttings are converted to grassoline. The grassoline is then put into the lawnmower to cut the grass once more.

grassoline by fritz123 February 13, 2009

smoking gasoline 

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot

Oh, he be smoking gasoline!

smoking gasoline by Laxer88 June 28, 2017

green gasoline 

Marijuana, esp. when used in order to make a long car ride or monotonous lengthy task more interesting or bearable.

I've only got 1.5 G's left. To get all the way to Dallas, we're gonna need more of that green gasoline.

green gasoline by SnarkyNinja May 20, 2009

Gasoline Park

1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.

We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.

Gasoline Park by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

gasoline 

An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.

I'll make it to the after-bar if they're serving gasoline!

gasoline by kinglouie August 13, 2009