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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
shit grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007

greasers' palace 

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.
Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.
greasers' palace by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
A gaser is a successor to the 90’s ‘dizelas’
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
Man 1: Who are those people?
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Gaser by banovobrdo March 30, 2020
Gaser means retarded kid in Serbian language
This guy wears AirMax Nikes,He must be Gaser
Gaser by ThugLifeKuhinja April 15, 2019

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.
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