Airmax

When a guy has sex so many times, there is no semen left… Only air…

Dave: How was your date last night?
Jamal: MATE I didn't get any sleep!
Dave: LAD.
Jamal: Yeah, after I lit the pear candle and turned on R.Kelly she wouldn't leave me alone. I hit it so many times by the end I was running on empty. Straight airmaxing.

by jameskirkup January 23, 2013

airmax walk

High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.

While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.

by Drock Markert November 11, 2013

airmax 90

This Shoe Made by Nike dat comes in a variety of colors.

De'Marea:"Ay nigga did u cope dem Airmax 90's"
JJ: "I got em in all colors bro"

by Jharaille November 10, 2007

Airmax 270

A very offensive stunt directed towards muslims. Apparently, if you cut up the shoe into exactly 28.5 pieces, soak them in alkaline solution exactly 3 parts unicorn juice and 19.01 parts car battery juice and bake each piece in a preheated oven at 600 degrees flipping 51 times half way, you will see symbols with resemblance to ‘obama is muslim’.

guy: *wears airmax 270
Muslim: jihad time nigga

by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019

Airman Ga Taosenai

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

Airman Snuffy

Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force officer training texts and case studies, Airman Snuffy is analogous to the United States Marine Corps' Gomer Pyle.

Airman Snuffy parked his car on the runway again.

by Lt. Dingo August 4, 2007

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012