Graphile

Someone who likes to compare or compete in stuff all the time

Bob went to school early and he cut the line to the front, he was a graphile

Graphile by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022

graphite 

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite

i have a graphite pencil

graphite by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

graphitemaster

graphitemaster is a master of one of the allotropes of carbon, mostly known as a mineral expert. graphitemasters can be very dangerous. the graphitmaster is know to program software to extract data from the allotropes of carbon.

a company that mines for graphite has a graphitemaster

graphitemaster by l33thg June 27, 2010

graphine 

The best god damn material ever

GRAPHINE IS THE BEST, I USE IT IN EVERYTHING, MY PHONE ,MY BATTERIES AND EVEN MYSELF! (Don’t ask)

graphine by Dylanfinity (obviously) October 26, 2017

Graphite 

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.

Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.

Graphite by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

graphidemic 

Deriving from the word demographic - but used horribly wrong to describe a group of people with no purpose

No one is buying my products, seniors must be the wrong graphidemic for sex toys

graphidemic by HeadCold February 20, 2011

Graphlexia 

When you don’t know how to gather information from a graph

”i don’t understand shit from this graph” ”you got graphlexia mate“

Graphlexia by Woodbearr October 30, 2018