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Grantage 

being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....
Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...

Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.
Grantage by spuderick December 26, 2009

granddaughter

The child of your child...pure love
My grand daughter is the sweetest little girl. My daughter is a loving mom to my granddaughter.
granddaughter by GrandmaMarie February 7, 2019
One who takes pleasure in taunting others, yet begins to cry or lash out violently when the situation is turned around.
"Quit crying, Grantfag, don't be so sensitive!"
"Gee whiz, that grantfag sure got upset when everyone was laughing at him!"
grantfag by Definitions 'R' Us December 12, 2008

Kyle Grandaw

a midget that is way to fucking annoying for his own good, everyone wants to kick his ass or leave him in a crib because he wouldn't be able to get out
Person 1: Dude if you don't stop i will drop you mother fucker
Person 2: I will help than leave your limp body in a crib
Person 3: Rapeskadittles!! Kyle Grandaw
Kyle: ok i ll stop jesus
Kyle Grandaw by Auguy21 April 18, 2010

granddaughter

My granddaughter is a good person.
granddaughter by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-granddaughter-in-law 

The wife of one's great-grandson.
My great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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