Grandma Juice

An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.

Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.

Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.

by EMunger May 26, 2009

Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.

Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident

by Rgoldschool April 22, 2018

Grandpa Juice

An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.

"There was no beer left, so we had to resort to Grandpa Juice."

by Hats-are-cool March 7, 2012

juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!

Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!

by The United Ones May 20, 2016

juicy grandma

An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.

Yo that is one juicy grandma

by The United Ones May 20, 2016