Grandism

Grandism is when a person believes that small actions like unboxing or using something for the first time are grand and major. They will often at times make big deals out of these small actions, and will get mad if another person does it for them. They fear that if nobody sees them, then it's meaningless.

John had never used that item in the game before due to his Grandism, but has only done it now because he is around his friends.

by thelionking____ March 1, 2021

grandissimus

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

grandesmarvel

grandesmarvel is a editor, specifically a tiktok editor who makes decent edits. is a big fan of ariana grande and marvel. she uses apps like capcut, video star and alight motion.

grandesmarvel is a great editor

by wanda maximoff stan February 1, 2022

Grantism

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

grandimal

n: A term used for the animals that your children own that have taken the place of the grandchildren you were supposed to have.

"I have more grandimals than grandchildren."

by DoAnLe July 25, 2012

grandis

Informal for the popular frozen pizza brand "Grandiosa", sold in Norway.

Is best served using the box as a plate. That becomes a problem when there are two pizzas in the same box
Jokingly called Norway's national dish due to it's popularity.

Couldn't bother making dinner yesterday. Threw a grandis in the oven.

...225 degrees, 12 minutes, and you have a perfect grandis.

Statistics say that 30% of people eat grandis on Christmas Eve.

by Steve Pick May 28, 2021