grandimal

n: A term used for the animals that your children own that have taken the place of the grandchildren you were supposed to have.

"I have more grandimals than grandchildren."

by DoAnLe July 25, 2012

classy grandma

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Grandma Caprio

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

grandma car

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.

"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"

by WastedCactus July 3, 2014

grandma mills

The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.

(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)

“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”

“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”

by alrightymills February 21, 2018

Grandma Glove

The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"

Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.

Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.

by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011