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Papi Chulo's Grand Slam 

the act of performing anal sex on a goat, while receiving anal sex from a dog, whilst licking the vagina of a chupacabra.
I need to visit a doctor. I went to Tijuana, got black out drunk, and performed Papi Chulo's Grand Slam...

papi grande 

a hunky man who has very nice unibrows and always has stuff in his teeth. also smells like bologna and cheese
"dang papi grande you're slayin my life"
papi grande by sky fares July 7, 2016

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

grandpaing 

The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
grandpaing by Cpuny September 3, 2019

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
Ur grandpap a trap by Schmlif March 15, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.
Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*