Grand T

Young rapper from Bangladesh.

Kayla : DAAMMNN! WHUZ DAT?
me : Grand T!

Grand T by irf@nUAE January 16, 2009

grand-t 

Originated in Dallas,Texas derived from t-jones or t-lady.
Definition - your Grandmother

What are you doing this summer? Probably go see my grand-t, she always talkin bout don`t nobody come see her.

grand-t by forty_ounce May 25, 2008

Ain't Love Grand

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed
Someone somewhere stole your desire
The pain akin
To being punched in the throat and stabbed in the chest
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Your bed swallows you whole
As the days bleed together, torment on the lips
Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough
You can almost taste her
Feel her breath and scream ("oh God why me?")
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes
Are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong

Ain't Love Grand

Ain't Love Grand by Txorromorro January 13, 2026

grand theft borrower 

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.

Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

grand theft borrower by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016

Grand Theft Briggsy 

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

Grand Theft Briggsy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Grand Theft Auto 

1. The crime of stealing a car.

2.The best thing to happen to videogames ever. First developed for the PC in 1996, GTA created a huge storm with it's ground breaking violence, just like Mortal Kombat before it. Even though it branded an '18' certificate, there was still outrage. It was when it hit the PSone that things really started to get stirred up. On the Daily Mail (England) the words 'Evil "Game"'. When GTA london hit the shelves, again the Daily Mail were the first to brand it with a mark. "An addition to the evil." it said, reffering to that it was the first add-on pack ever made. GTA2, and it had all calmed down a bit. There was still some anger though. When Driver wowed the crowds with it's 3D graphics and smooth handling, Rockstar knew they had to come up with a solution. So they decided to make it 3D. No suprises there then. But Rockstar also decided that they would put thier next game where they knew it would sell well. That place was the next gen console. Being faithful to Sony and the PC, they put their game on those two systems. They knew it would sell well. But they didn't know it would sell as well as it did. If you had told Rockstar that thier game would sell 8 million copies, they would have laughed at you and called security. But that is what happened. Think about that for a second. That is a LOT of money. You pay £40 for a new game, and 8 million copies were sold. How much money is that? £320000000. Dan Houser must be laughing. The controversy this caused was outstanding. 'The Evil Returns in 3 Dimensions' screamed the Daily Mail. Of course, they had to make a sequel. So they did. It was anticipated a little bit. The gameplay was slightly improved. Rockstar made a little bit of money. Its quite a good game. BRING ON SAN ANDREAS!!!!!!!!!

Official Playstation 2 Magazine UK: "Vice City doesn't just blur the barrier imbetween videogames and popular culture, it completely decimates them."

PSM2: "Grand Theft Auto Vice City is the best thing to happen to any console ever."

Official Playstation 2 Magazine UK: "San Andreas looks so good, that a member of staff actually pissed themselves. That is not a lie. Really.

Grand Theft Auto by Flipsta September 18, 2004

Grand Theft Auto 

Grand Theft Auto (commonly shortened to GTA) is s fun, family friendly, and immersive video game series for young kids and overly protective parents to play together as a family. The series is known for its highly advanced plot lines, realistic graphics and physics, and missions that require intense levels of concentration and skill. They are great games for improving a child's hand-eye coordination, focusing abilities, and response times at a young age. The games can also be used to teach children how to drive and shoot at a young age, preparing them for the world ahead, and eliminating the need to pay for drivers ed classes in high school.

"Hey Mom, can I get Grand Theft Auto IV for my fifth birthday?"
"Sure Jimmy, go right ahead!"

Grand Theft Auto by Pepé Le Pew August 28, 2013