Txorromorro's definitions
Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 24, 2025
Get the Hipstermug. McFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFatterson
McFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFattersonMcFatterson
McFatterson
McFatterson
by Txorromorro April 26, 2025
Get the McFattersonmug. Fireworks, blue and green
I can see what they sing
But you are away
You always smile
Boxing ring
The back of mules
You can really see, from the inside
Across the room
There's a horror in my head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
I can see what they sing
But you are away
You always smile
Boxing ring
The back of mules
You can really see, from the inside
Across the room
There's a horror in my head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
There's a horror in my head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
In the comfort of this room
The challenge died
Remember you and me
We laughed 'til we cried
Horror Head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
In the comfort of this room
The challenge died
Remember you and me
We laughed 'til we cried
Horror Head
by Txorromorro April 14, 2025
Get the Horror Headmug. If I had my time again
I would do it all the same
And not change a single thing
Even when I was to blame
For the heartache and the pain
That I caused throughout my years
How I'd love to be your man
Through the laughter and the tears
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Now I'm fully grown
And I know where it's at
Somehow I stay thin
While the other guys got fat
All the chances that I've blown
And the times that I've been down
I didn't get too high
Kept my feet on the ground
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Rush for the change of atmosphere
(Mmm, I wish I could sing like that)
(Not everything's singing, you know)
(The only important thing these days is rhythm and melody)
(Rhythm and melody)
And of all my friends
You've been the best to me
Soon will be the day
When I would pay you handsomely
Broken hearts are hard to mend
I know I've had my share
But life just carries on
Even when I'm not there
I would do it all the same
And not change a single thing
Even when I was to blame
For the heartache and the pain
That I caused throughout my years
How I'd love to be your man
Through the laughter and the tears
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Now I'm fully grown
And I know where it's at
Somehow I stay thin
While the other guys got fat
All the chances that I've blown
And the times that I've been down
I didn't get too high
Kept my feet on the ground
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Rush for the change of atmosphere
(Mmm, I wish I could sing like that)
(Not everything's singing, you know)
(The only important thing these days is rhythm and melody)
(Rhythm and melody)
And of all my friends
You've been the best to me
Soon will be the day
When I would pay you handsomely
Broken hearts are hard to mend
I know I've had my share
But life just carries on
Even when I'm not there
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right outta here
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right outta here
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Situation no win
Rush for a change of atmosphere
I can't go on, so I give in
Gotta get myself right outta here
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right outta here
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right outta here
by Txorromorro April 30, 2025
Get the Rushmug. A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.
They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.
This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.
This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
by Txorromorro February 17, 2025
Get the West Virginiamug. Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Lay me on the ground
And fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to look
Tell me, will love be there?
Will love be there?
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Lay me on the ground
And fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to look
Tell me, will love be there?
Will love be there?
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me, will love be there?
Will love be there?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Lay me on the ground
And fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
I'm gonna let it shine
I'm gonna let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
(Shine) Shine on me, yeah
(Shine) Come on and shine
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me, will love be there?
Will love be there?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Give me a word
Give me a sign
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Lay me on the ground
And fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me, what will I find?
What will I find?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
Whoa, Heaven let your light shine down
I'm gonna let it shine
I'm gonna let it shine
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me
(Shine) Shine on me, yeah
(Shine) Come on and shine
by Txorromorro October 5, 2025
Get the Shinemug. Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin', go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin', go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
And like the true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild
by Txorromorro January 26, 2025
Get the Born to be Wildmug.