going to be the best game ever when it comes out.
Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."
by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004
The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.
After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.
by thejuiceclub August 2, 2006
Released in late October of 2004, GTA: SA is a video game for the Playstation 2 (PS2). You take the role of a protaganist who goes around jacking people from their cars and performing missions on the streets of a fictional city called "San Andrdeas".

The great thing about the game is that there is so many things you can do besides follow the main story. Like be a taxi driver, paramedic, pimp, valet parker, street racer, truck shipment driver, pool shark, gambler and so on.

The game is a whole lot of fun if you're into action games with driving. NOT recommended for young audiences. The game is rated M (mature) for a reason.
Carl: "Don't take this personally, but you gettin' jacked."
by UglyMug November 6, 2004
Unlike the other people who give definitions for this game, who give wrong information or none at all, this is what its about. You play Carl Johnson(CJ), who returns to the state of San Andreas after 5 years in Liberty City. To make a long story short, CJ and his brother are betrayed by Smoke and Ryder, and CJ rescues his brother from jail and gets revenge on everyone...While doing TONS of other things and meeting TONS of other people.
The State of San Andreas has 3 cities;Los Santos,(Los Angeles)San Fierro,(San Francisco)and Las Venturas(Las Vegas).
In this game you are able to do tons more stuff than before; like lift weights, buy clothes, get tatoos, get hair cuts, gamble, and do tons of other stuff that would take all day to list. But they also made it gay by forcing you to eat or else youll starve.

AND FINALLY!!!!, You can swim instead of drowning upon contact with water!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is great, but its fun to go back and play GTAIII and GTA Vice City as well.
by Buc Nasty July 13, 2006
1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games

Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.

Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.

www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas
1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!

CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"
by cj876 February 25, 2011