Grancki 

A word used to describe someone who is both grumpy and cranky. The "i" instead of the "y" is used to express that it is used in first person at all times. To use it to describe the person you are talking to it can be used as granckyou and in the third person it is said as granckhee and grankshee.

Prounounced: Gran-kee/granksh-ee

I am feeling grancki, you better watch out!

Bill, you are really granckyou today!

Loretta is feeling grankshee today.

Todd is feeling grankhee today.

"It looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of their mom this morning!"

"It's not his fault that I'm grancki."

Grancki by Dick Durbin March 13, 2008

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.

"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."

Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

Grackie

A 7 headed magical creature with the head of a goat, legs like a penguin, a torso of a lemur, and wings of a bat.

Avoid the dreaded Grackie.

Grackie by Aw nah November 15, 2010

granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

granchism by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

Grackis 

THE most hated player in League of Legends. Known for raging at his teammates for little to no reason, being fat, and being retarded.

Grackis: Fucking feeding teammates.

Grackis score: 4/16/6

Grackis by SomeSortOfDuck June 29, 2011

grandkid gravity 

An overpowering attractive force exerted by grandchildren on grandparents and other family members that results in all future family gatherings being held at their home. Especially strong for first grandchildren.

We'd love to have the whole family over to our new house for Thanksgiving, but of course we'll be at Dawn's again this year. Why else? Grandkid gravity."

grandkid gravity by poetcetera November 29, 2012

Grankisha 

A parental term used to describe a grandmother. The name is usually used in conjunction with names ending in "kisha" such as Kisha, Lakisha or Shunkisha.

Grankisha is watching the kids tonight.
Mom, why is Grankisha being so petty to Uncle D?

Grankisha by D4E November 29, 2017