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Grankini 

A bikini worn by a grandma, or an old lady.
The act of wearing this item of clothing usually results in bad reactions from public.
Man 1: Arr got a good ole Grankini to your right.
Man 2: Man, that's rough.
Grankini by FriendsFan0208 February 21, 2009
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Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

Granking 

The art of knighting a woman over the age of 60 with your penis.
"Man, did ya hear that Ross was granking some 'aul wan last night?"

"Jaysus. I heard he does it every week. Yer wan keeps forgetting because of the Alzheimer's"
Granking by Darraghkelly2 December 1, 2013

Granking 

To be in the process of a grank
Person 1: WYD?
Person 2: Just granking at my local Greggs
Granking by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026