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Grankini 

A bikini worn by a grandma, or an old lady.
The act of wearing this item of clothing usually results in bad reactions from public.
Man 1: Arr got a good ole Grankini to your right.
Man 2: Man, that's rough.
Grankini by FriendsFan0208 February 21, 2009
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Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

Granking 

The art of knighting a woman over the age of 60 with your penis.
"Man, did ya hear that Ross was granking some 'aul wan last night?"

"Jaysus. I heard he does it every week. Yer wan keeps forgetting because of the Alzheimer's"
Granking by Darraghkelly2 December 1, 2013

Granking 

Person 1: WYD?
Person 2: Just granking at my local Greggs
Granking by Sadio Juané August 20, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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