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Grangina 

The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.
Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!
Grangina by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018
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The reproductive organ of a female over the age of 70. Usually that which has, through years of heavy usage and aging, become grey and withered.
I wouldn't fuck your grandma's gragina with a stolen dick.
Gragina by gdaman5 November 23, 2011

gramminated 

music nominated for a Grammy Award
-slip of the tongue used by Glenn Frey (Eagles) at concert on January 13, 2009
The next song we will perform has been gramminated for this year's number one song of the year.
gramminated by Bettymj January 17, 2009

gramoina 

"Fumo grima, vendo gramoina." From the song "Confundido of Carmona".
gramoina by juanka November 23, 2013

grangina 

The worn out meat curtains of an elderly matriarch.
The nursing home is a great place for scoping some grangina
grangina by CoCKer Spaniel July 31, 2008

Grangina 

A vagina you would think belongs to a grandma.
Jerome: Man, she is hot as fuck
Richard: yeah, you'd think so but I reckon she has a right grangina
Grangina by your mum gaming March 18, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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