Grangina

The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.

Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!

by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018

grangina

The worn out meat curtains of an elderly matriarch.

The nursing home is a great place for scoping some grangina

by CoCKer Spaniel July 11, 2008

Grangina

A vagina you would think belongs to a grandma.

Jerome: Man, she is hot as fuck
Richard: yeah, you'd think so but I reckon she has a right grangina

by your mum gaming March 18, 2022