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Gramberts 

Menopausal to post-menopausal women who have thrown away their premarin since they discovered Adam Lambert. They don't know what has come over them, but it's like Elvis has been reborn in the body of this young gay Idol. They are stalking him at concerts, saving the Rolling Stone cover shot to their screen saver and talking on forums about Adamgasms. They believe they have found the cure for menopause.
DO NOT get the way of those Gramberts waiting for Adam to come out of the trailer - they have been up all night and will take your arm off to sniff his hair.
Gramberts by IluvAdam August 23, 2009
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Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
Dick Grabbers by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

Glambert 

An Adam Lambert fan. Usually bordering or crossing the line of obsession.
Derived from Adam's last name "Lambert" and made into "Glambert" because Adam is so. Glam.
Person 1: Hey, I just listened to Adam Lambert sing and you were right, he's amazing.
Person 2: xD Welcome to the club, my new fellow Glambert!!!1!
Person 1:...what now?
Glambert by pomizzle June 22, 2009

Glambert 

A dedicated fan of Adam Lambert. You shouldn't say anything bad about Adam Lambert near or around a group of Glamberts, it would be like jumping into a shark tank in a meatsuit.
That person is a Glambert.
Glambert by AnimeGirl59 June 13, 2014

GLAMBERT 

The official term for a devoted fan of the glamourous sexiness that is Adam Lambert, Season 8 Runner Up for American Idol.
She's watching Adam's You Tube videos again. She's such a Glambert.
GLAMBERT by glambert1273 May 28, 2009

List of Pussy Grabbers 

If you don't want your pussy to be grabbed (so you are a person with human decency in public) avoid all people on this list.
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump
Georgia: oMg nOOOO BRENDA TRURURUMP IS ON THE LIST OF PUSSY GRABBERS! HEE LYVES IN MWY CITY!!!!1!1!!1!1
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!

Glambertitis 

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)
Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.
Glambertitis by Anonyglam May 3, 2011
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