Glambertitis 

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)

Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.

Glambertitis by Anonyglam May 3, 2011

Glambertini 

A cocktail inspired by Adam Lambert. Served in a feather and glitter decorated glass, filled with a colourful, overwhelming liquid creation.

At a karoake bar
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"

Glambertini by bbbfunny December 3, 2010

Lambertitis

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"

Lambertitis by ricair May 8, 2009