Glambertism

For some Glamberts (fans of singer/actor Adam Lambert,) “Glambertism” is *almost* in a sense, a form of religion - it’s a way of being. Key components of Glambertism are following Adam’s example of spreading light and love, being kind, supporting charities, supporting the fight to end bullying, and being active allies of the LGBTQIA community to name a few. We love and support each other and we support Adam Lambert in everything he does. We worship the ground Adam walks on. January 29th (Adam’s birthday) is our high holiday.

“Oh man, I hope my boss will understand that I need January 29th off so that I may practice my religion of Glambertism!”

“OMG she would be A LOT less mean and petty if she practised Glambertism”

Glambertism by carterLuvsAdam November 22, 2025

Glambertitis 

(glam'-ber-TI-tis) noun.

A recently discovered infection with no known cure. It is hypothesized that the infection will resolve itself over time, but the infection has not been present long enough to subject it to longitudinal study.

Symptoms include hyperfocus on any written, audio, or visual materials having to do with 2009 American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, known for his affection for glam fashion, glam music, and glitter. The infected subject is unable to change focus to, or even remember, necessary activities, which include but are not limited to homework, chores, picking up children from school, or previously scheduled events. Infected persons may also have financial difficulty due to purchasing numerous items related to Adam Lambert.

Glambertitis may also result in uncontrollable physical changes including increased heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate, as well as occasional inflammation and muscle contraction. (See also myopia, selective hearing, adamgasm, kradamgasm.)

Kayla: Where's Marie? We're supposed to be studying for our Biology final in the morning.

Ashley: Forget it. She's been searching YouTube for Adam Lambert videos and interviews for six hours now and I can't tear her away from her laptop and iPod.

Kayla: Wow, sounds like she's caught a serious case of Glambertitis.

Glambertitis by Anonyglam May 3, 2011

Glambertini 

A cocktail inspired by Adam Lambert. Served in a feather and glitter decorated glass, filled with a colourful, overwhelming liquid creation.

At a karoake bar
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"

Glambertini by bbbfunny December 3, 2010

glambertgasm

When a Glambert (Adam Lambert superfan) finds Mr. Adam Lambert to be extremely and utterly gorgeous, fantastic, and amazing. It is similar to an orgasm, except it is caused by Adam Lambert's sexiness.

"OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW NEVER CLOSE OUR EYES MUSIC VIDEO?! It gave me a glambertgasm"

glambertgasm by iloveadamlambertsomuchyouhave November 10, 2012

Glambergasm

When one Male/female takes on a sexual point in which they begin to have an Orgasm To the Teen and Adult Sex god and singer Adam Lambert

If they start to scream at high octaves they have reached 'Glambergasm'

Glambergasm by Nicoletta Glambert August 14, 2010