Gramaphobe

A gramaphobe is someone who cannot accept the way someone communicates over the internet or text messages.

Texter 1: lol r u comin' to da party?

Texter 2: *Are *you *coming *the

Texter 1: XD ur such a Gramaphobe

by Genius6691 October 18, 2013

Germaphobe

A person with extreme fear with germs and an obsession with cleanliness. Can’t stand anything not clean/touched by others.

Rebecca is such a big germaphobe she cant even touch the schools paper without having gloves on or something.

by oofgermaphobe September 5, 2018

gramophoneshane

gramophoneshane, a gay male, typically interested in Broadway show music played on early gramophone or phonograph machines.

More popularly used in Australia and New Zealand. a variation of the english slang poof shane, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a gramophoneshane is often a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

gramophoneshane has an excellent collection of 1930's Broadway musical hits.

by Anzac Research May 29, 2011

gramophone

An Edwardian equivalent of a CD player, which played flat black discs and powered by a spring that was wound by hand. Usually had a large sound trumpet on top to amplify the sound.
Word is used in a derogatory way when refering to (once) popular music that is out of date or old fashioned.

At a party, "I've brought my Abba CD's"
Host: "I'll wind up the gramophone"

by Timof3 July 29, 2008

Germaphobe

Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

ie. Danny Tanner (Full House)

Tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn't even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Germaphobe

A suddenly-normal person for whom the global Coronavirus scare feels like everyday life.

Observing the near-empty streets, theaters and gyms, seeing people all around him wearing masks, avoiding doorknobs, refusing to take the subway or eat in public, watching as nobody is shaking hands, the germaphobe felt that what he had known for years was finally sinking in.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Germaphobe

Someone who is obsessed with cleanliness and avoiding unsanitary surfaces. Tends to engage in excessive hand washing and fears holding or touching objects handled by other parties

Alyssa's a real germaphobe; she washes her hands with alcohol at least twenty times a day.

by Locquacious Me August 13, 2010