Definitions by Timof3

Nick 

Nick is one who is just a complete and utter busta. A nick has no regards for language conventions i.e. pronounces "Howe" "Howie". Some also may think of a Nick as a joke or just simply a cunt

"Man have you seen that new guy at school farting on people's sandwiches" "yeah he's a massive Nick"

Nick by TIMOF3 March 10, 2015

gramophone

An Edwardian equivalent of a CD player, which played flat black discs and powered by a spring that was wound by hand. Usually had a large sound trumpet on top to amplify the sound.
Word is used in a derogatory way when refering to (once) popular music that is out of date or old fashioned.

At a party, "I've brought my Abba CD's"
Host: "I'll wind up the gramophone"

gramophone by Timof3 July 29, 2008

paloni

Polari word for a young girl or woman. Probably derives from Italian for 'chick'. May appear with alternative spellings, e.g. palone, paloney, pollone, polone, etc.

"Varda that paloni, a bona eek!" (Look at that girl, nice face!)

paloni by Timof3 July 22, 2008