Grammarphobe

A person who shits their pants about Grammar

Did you see Jimmy on Facebook?
Yeah, he's a damn Grammarphobe

by Tamblyn Fart-Knocker January 20, 2013

grammarphile

A lover of all things grammar-related.*

*Not as harsh as the "grammar police", but devoted all the same.

The grammarphile loved the English language so much, she defended the butchering of the language whenever possible.

(Red Ink, Inc. is a blog by by a true grammarphile, whom originally defined this word.)

by The Pear Lady May 3, 2008

Grammaphobia

The Fear of Letters

Guy1: I'm scared of letters...
Guy2: o i c
Guy1: *starts to freak out*

Grammaphobia

by yourmotherinmybed January 31, 2022

Grammaphobia

An irrational fear of proper grammar, punctuation, and/or spelling in written or spoken language.

Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Gramaphobe

A gramaphobe is someone who cannot accept the way someone communicates over the internet or text messages.

Texter 1: lol r u comin' to da party?

Texter 2: *Are *you *coming *the

Texter 1: XD ur such a Gramaphobe

by Genius6691 October 18, 2013

grammarphobic

The phobia for people who are too dumb to know what pronouns are and constantly go against it

„I don’t care what any liberal says I am not dating a girl with pronouns“
„Ah so you’re grammarphobic“

by Akane-sSan January 5, 2022

grammaphone

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".

Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."

by QuacksO December 17, 2023