Grammarphobe 

A person who shits their pants about Grammar

Did you see Jimmy on Facebook?
Yeah, he's a damn Grammarphobe

Grammarphobe by Tamblyn Fart-Knocker January 20, 2013

grammarphile 

A lover of all things grammar-related.*

*Not as harsh as the "grammar police", but devoted all the same.

The grammarphile loved the English language so much, she defended the butchering of the language whenever possible.

(Red Ink, Inc. is a blog by by a true grammarphile, whom originally defined this word.)

grammarphile by The Pear Lady May 3, 2008

Grammaphobia 

The Fear of Letters

Guy1: I'm scared of letters...
Guy2: o i c
Guy1: *starts to freak out*

Grammaphobia

Grammaphobia by yourmotherinmybed January 31, 2022

Grammaphobia 

An irrational fear of proper grammar, punctuation, and/or spelling in written or spoken language.

Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.

Grammaphobia by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Gramaphobe 

A gramaphobe is someone who cannot accept the way someone communicates over the internet or text messages.

Texter 1: lol r u comin' to da party?

Texter 2: *Are *you *coming *the

Texter 1: XD ur such a Gramaphobe

Gramaphobe by Genius6691 October 18, 2013

grammarphobic 

The phobia for people who are too dumb to know what pronouns are and constantly go against it

„I don’t care what any liberal says I am not dating a girl with pronouns“
„Ah so you’re grammarphobic“

grammarphobic by Akane-sSan January 5, 2022

grammaphone 

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".

Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."

grammaphone by QuacksO December 17, 2023