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Graduitis 

/ˌgrĆ”j-eu-rÄ«dəs/

noun (MEDICAL CONDITION) US

a supposed affliction of students in their final day of high school or college, characterized by a incline of will to preform vile or obscene acts in front of large audiences
"I had a bad case of Graduitis and I got arrested"
Graduitis by vidmasterman December 15, 2022
Words you can keep

he made graduation 

people reminding themselves that ye (kanye west) made the album, graduation.
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graduation glasses 

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.
Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.
graduation glasses by a0sten May 12, 2011

Graduation

The best known cure to senioritis and similar diseases. Side effects include long gowns, flat square-shaped hats, diplomas, responsibility, college, and/or career.
After graduation, Jerry learned to pack his own lunches.
Graduation by Doni June 25, 2005

Gradualist 

(Noun) Someone who takes their time or procrastinates; a slacker.
I would have faith in my brother arriving on time, but he's a gradualist.

He still hasn't sent in his paperwork? What a gradualist!
Gradualist by McCrapper July 19, 2012

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."
I miss school. There said it.
graduation by Eric March 6, 2005

he made graduation 

he made graduation...he made graduation...he MADE GRADUATION. HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.
kanye: "when i wake up i'm going death con 3 on JEWISH PEOPLE"
cancelkanyewest424: "how ye is anti semitic, a thread🧵"
kanyewestlover911: "HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION.HE MADE GRADUATION!"
he made graduation by randomnessidk October 27, 2022
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