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Gratuitism 

n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the empirical probability of a waiter, server, or pizza guy being stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.
Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."
Gratuitism by Lajksdgbiu April 8, 2009
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gratuititty 

The exposure of breasts for no circumstantial reason or thought provoking purpose; as often seen in Comedy films.
"I was watching The Kentucky Fried Movie last night, what a glorious display of gratuititty"
gratuititty by animatedbat December 28, 2009
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gratuitits 

When the amount of breasts that's pouring out of a girls top is more than can be consumed by the eyes.
Holy shit, look at that blonde; just gratuitits.

No doubt, that shirt Jen was wearing was gratuitits.
gratuitits by Desertdog13F August 8, 2010

Graduitis 

/ˌgráj-eu-rīdəs/

noun (MEDICAL CONDITION) US

a supposed affliction of students in their final day of high school or college, characterized by a incline of will to preform vile or obscene acts in front of large audiences
"I had a bad case of Graduitis and I got arrested"
Graduitis by vidmasterman December 15, 2022

gratuitive 

An action or courtesy which one feels they are obligated to give to another but privately their heart isn't in it... A false act of kindness... A socially accepted act of ostentatious phoniness.
Jane is grossly overweight. I am a petite size and very chic. She is a friend of mine but because of her size I think myself better than her. But I do NOT treat her as less than me even though I think she is. My treatment of her as an equal is strictly 'gratuitive'.
gratuitive by Wizard-of-Aaahhs November 20, 2013
Grasitism (noun) — The ideological subsumption of particular persons, events, experiences, or evidence into a totalizing interpretive framework, whereby their independent meanings, conflicting testimonies or evidences and distinguishing characteristics are consumed in the service of affirming a framework, rather than allowing the theory to be conflicted.
Grasitism (noun, ism), Grasitize (verb), Grasite (demonym, derogatory)

The word derives from the Sanskrit word 'gras' (ग्रस्), or “to swallow,” “to devour,” “to eat up,” or “to consume.” It connects to a counterfactual allegory in which Garuda, in the Hindu Mahābhārata, chooses to drink the nectar of immortality instead of returning it and freeing his mother, Vinata. Because Garuda, in his tale, is rewarded for his efforts by being made Vishnu's mount, the conceptual theory supposes that, by drinking the nectar (to 'grasate' it), 'the mount chooses to fly itself,' thus establishing the metaphor of 'a consuming narrative that ignores all reason to fly without a rider at the top of it.' Garuda is portrayed in the Mahābhārata as a hero, but an ever-hungry one that eats many people, and a hero without honesty and commitment to the truth to guide them is not a hero and is just a cannibal, meaning that a grasite is an all-consuming cause without honesty.
I can't stand the anti-immigrant grasitism, claiming that they're all criminals while every evidence says otherwise.

His theory ignores the facts! What a grasite!

The billionaires own everything! Meanwhile all their money is in stocks, meaning that their billions of wealth is given away to millions of people, and the billions are just market estimates of the stock. But some people grasitize these facts to assert that there is problem with people simply being wealthy and not what they chose to do with that wealth.
Grasitism by SullenGhostWriter October 12, 2026
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