Griditis

When you work at National Grid, and get paid to sleep and eat 3 course meals on double time meanwhile 20,000 people are waiting to get their power turned back on, and within 2 years of your hire date you bought, a brand new truck, a house, atv/snowmobile/side by side, the latest iPhone and Apple Watch. You have officially been diagnosed with Grid-itis

Do you know “Joe Blow”?

Yeah I heard he just got a brand new Polaris rzr 1000 last week a brand new diesel pickup truck 3 months ago and closed on his house last year.

Yeah man he’s got griditis he became a lineman less than 2 years ago.

by Poe maf April 25, 2022

Griditis

When you work at National Grid, and get paid to sleep and eat 3 course meals on double time meanwhile 20,000 people are waiting to get their power turned back on, and within 2 years of your hire date you bought, a brand new truck, a house, atv/snowmobile/side by side, the latest iPhone and Apple Watch. You have officially been diagnosed with Grid-itis

Do you know “Joe Blow”?

Yeah I heard he just got a brand new Polaris rzr 1000 last week a brand new diesel pickup truck 3 months ago and closed on his house last year.

Yeah man he’s got griditis he became a lineman less than 2 years ago.

by Poe maf April 25, 2022

eighth graditis

A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.

middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.

older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).

middle school kid: nobody understands me..

by datniggggggga June 22, 2009