Govic

Referring to the English education system.

An aspect of the curriculum (exam, learning technique, etc.) that relates to the policies of Michael Gove.

Teacher: (rigid structure on a question)
Student: God, what a Govic way of making it.

Govic by Mister-O-Podian January 1, 2022

GOVID-21 

GOVID-21 is a typing disorder originally found in Discord by a user named Sheik Golumur Rahman. 'GO' stands for Golumur, 'VI' for virus, 'D' for disease, and 21 stands for the year 2021. People who have this disease write almost every word in short form or purposefully misspell it, this makes it harder for other users to read it. Once a user gets used to this disease, they start implementing it to their own text message. If you see someone who has GOVID-21, please block them immediately and ask them to seek help as soon as possible.

Person 1: Hey, how have you been doing?

Person 2: I- I- I em gud. hou hav u bin doin...

Person 1: Please go learn how to speak properly, you have GOVID-21, *blocks person 2*

GOVID-21 by RickGasly July 3, 2021

Govind

A deep person who is possessive, determined and will accomplish whatever they want. They are dreamy, imaginative and able to see most things others will not. This makes them analytical but socially distant and very introverted, which they truly are. They are complete over thinkers and will race their brain at everything and be worried. They probably have an OCD. You might not know them well, but that can read you like one of those SEVERAL books they've read and no matter how they seem to be, never make that blunderous mistake of screwing them over, for your own good. Huge nerds as they might, respect them!

I can't understand Govind but I bet that probably know my anxieties by now and so I'm genuinely scared.

Govind by i.know.every.fucking.thing November 25, 2021

Golic's Hammer 

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

Golic's Hammer by Jer24 May 24, 2017

govcuck

Works a job for their respective government as their primary/secondary method of income. Similar to wagecuck in the fact that it is someone who has either failed at all other options of work or college.

"Hey I heard Cameron is a govcuck"
"Really?"
"Yeah he dropped out of college to work for the military"

govcuck by JacobFton1989 December 14, 2020

Govindu 

A type of human that sits behind the computer to mask his awesomeness from the world because he fears the world cannot handle that level of epicness without spontaneous disintegration.
Commonly mistaken for a nerd/geek/dork but is in a league of their own.

Person 1 : Mann, that guy's such a geek! sits on his ass playing geeky computer games the whole day!

Person 2 : Don't be silly. That's not a geek, that's Govindu!

Govindu by tashiidi December 15, 2011

Govinda 

1. Another name of hindu god Lord krishna
2. The rescuer of earth.
3. The recipient of praise from the lords

He is like Govinda, very mischievous and charming.

Govinda by fisherslayer March 12, 2011