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gonic
a very old, very irritating person. Typically gets in your way on a sidewalk while explaining Facebook to their spouse.
gonic by ass_eater_95 September 13, 2017
tin & gonic handsome
tin & gonic handsome by 1240tm April 10, 2010
gonch monster
Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
GONACO
To uplift and provide healthcare to the poor , helpless
word came from the Houston based staffing agency Gonaco Care , the word was created in opposite of the word Naco which means Poor
word came from the Houston based staffing agency Gonaco Care , the word was created in opposite of the word Naco which means Poor
GONACO by GoNacoCare July 17, 2019
Gonzick
Gonzick by That Real nigga deshawn November 13, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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