A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don't make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.
Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.
Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.
Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.
Jenni: Yea, they are terrible people. I like them.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.