A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will
always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don'
t make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-
like midgets-however, they never
fail to disappoint.
Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.
Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.
Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask
Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.
Jenni: Yea, they are terrible
people. I
like them.