this is when someone you go in a bathroom and if someone is takin a shit, u get alotta paper towels, and wet them in the sink. make sure they are real wet. then shout "oo damn some one needs the goodlord" and turn the lights off and throw the wet towels over the stall landing on them and tellin them they are saved!
"man i was skippin class to take a piss, and saw some dude in there. i had to goodlord him for kicks."
A goonlord is a chronic, incessant, violently hedonistic practitioner of gooning, particularly one who has gained a large following or is notorious in infamy for their work. Goonlords are primarily male, however; female goonlords do exist.
In addition, goonlords are infrequently referred to as "Goon Kings" or "Goon Queens".
"Dave is such a goonlord..."
"I know, right? He hasn't left his room in days!"