Gooflord

When a goofy ass nigga is being goofy asf.

You said I'm a gooflord? You committed treason. Gem crumbled, alchemy dust acquired.

by frappinh8r October 28, 2021

goofloodge

goofloodge-to fall apart-to become a mess

everythings just goofloodged = everythings just fallen apart, everythings goofloodged = everythings a mess

by Alison Crumpton January 25, 2009

goodlord

this is when someone you go in a bathroom and if someone is takin a shit, u get alotta paper towels, and wet them in the sink. make sure they are real wet. then shout "oo damn some one needs the goodlord" and turn the lights off and throw the wet towels over the stall landing on them and tellin them they are saved!

"man i was skippin class to take a piss, and saw some dude in there. i had to goodlord him for kicks."

by AceMaster June 2, 2007

goonlord

A goonlord is a chronic, incessant, violently hedonistic practitioner of gooning, particularly one who has gained a large following or is notorious in infamy for their work. Goonlords are primarily male, however; female goonlords do exist.

In addition, goonlords are infrequently referred to as "Goon Kings" or "Goon Queens".

"Dave is such a goonlord..."
"I know, right? He hasn't left his room in days!"

by inlieu99 December 20, 2024

Goonlord

A lord of "gooning" (excessive masturbation)

Yo bro im such a goonlord ive been gooning for 3 hours straight

by GoonerGarry July 20, 2025

Goonlord Virg

someone who cant pull so they beg the opposite gender to do something sexual with them

some muhhfucaz are some kuukuu ahhz goonlord virg's

by THIST September 6, 2025

Goonlord

a goonlord is an edgelord that habitually uses gooning memes to insult another's content on social media platforms

"I'll bet that goonlord is jerking his gherkin while he's goon memeing everyone's content."

by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026