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goofloodge 

goofloodge-to fall apart-to become a mess
everythings just goofloodged = everythings just fallen apart, everythings goofloodged = everythings a mess
goofloodge by Alison Crumpton January 25, 2009

goodlord 

this is when someone you go in a bathroom and if someone is takin a shit, u get alotta paper towels, and wet them in the sink. make sure they are real wet. then shout "oo damn some one needs the goodlord" and turn the lights off and throw the wet towels over the stall landing on them and tellin them they are saved!
"man i was skippin class to take a piss, and saw some dude in there. i had to goodlord him for kicks."
goodlord by AceMaster June 2, 2007

goonlord 

A goonlord is a chronic, incessant, violently hedonistic practitioner of gooning, particularly one who has gained a large following or is notorious in infamy for their work. Goonlords are primarily male, however; female goonlords do exist.

In addition, goonlords are infrequently referred to as "Goon Kings" or "Goon Queens".
"Dave is such a goonlord..."
"I know, right? He hasn't left his room in days!"
goonlord by inlieu99 December 20, 2024

Goonlord 

A lord of "gooning" (excessive masturbation)
Yo bro im such a goonlord ive been gooning for 3 hours straight
Goonlord by GoonerGarry July 20, 2025

Goonlord Virg 

someone who cant pull so they beg the opposite gender to do something sexual with them
some muhhfucaz are some kuukuu ahhz goonlord virg's
Goonlord Virg by THIST September 6, 2025
a goonlord is an edgelord that habitually uses gooning memes to insult another's content on social media platforms
"I'll bet that goonlord is jerking his gherkin while he's goon memeing everyone's content."
Goonlord by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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