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Dude your stats are shit, GOMFL
GOMFL by Triflecta July 10, 2010
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GOMFL • GOML • goofle • GOMF • Gomolemo • GMFL • gorflorkinson • GOFL • Goflin • Gofly
Long before the abbreviation meant "Get On My F***ing Level" it was and is currently used in emails by males over the age of 60 as an abbreviation for "Get Off My F***ing Lawn!" Most commonly used as a way to dismiss someone after a long series of incoherent insults. See example below.
"You wouldn't know your as* from a hot rock! Now GOMFL!"
GOMFL by Dad Jokes Unlimited February 8, 2021
Abbreviation for 'Get on my fucking level.'

Used everywhere and anywhere. You will sometimes hear someone saying GOMFL in online gaming to tease and annoy their opponents.
Sometimes wee annoying shits say it randomly to start conversation or to piss cunts off.
gamer 1 - ''dude fucking stop killing me you dumbass noobtoobing faggot!''

gamer 2 - ''just GOMFL''

Ross - ''Hi''
Callum - ''GOMFL''
Ross - ''you GOMFL''
Callum - ''I'm already past your level''
Ross - ''don't want to be on your level, 10th prestige is sad as fuck''
Callum - ''Get on my fucking level''
Ross - ''nahh''
Callum - ''I'm going to fucking kill you''
Callum - ''you are dead to me''
Ross - ''GOMFL''
Callum - ''Stealing my patter''
GOMFL by GOMFL!!! June 9, 2011

gofl course 

Yes this is indeed "Gofl Course." The biggest party spot in SE Portland. Online and in text messages it is most commonly abbreviated "gc."
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gofl course by cumsum May 2, 2006
Someone exceptionally skilled at being goofy. Combination of the words "rizzler" and "goofy".
He is the goofler.
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Godflake 

A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don't make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.
Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.

Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.

Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.

Jenni: Yea, they are terrible people. I like them.
Godflake by MikeC. November 16, 2012
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