Gosset

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Tanner Gosset is such a fag.

by Awesome penisss November 9, 2012

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

Gossed

To steal a friends girl from under his feet

I was chatting to a girl i liked in a bar last night and my friend swooped in and gossed me.

by Angry friend December 30, 2012

Gusset typist

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015