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hooley-gooley
When you are having a sexual encounter with your loved one or your house pet and you decide to stick four fingers inside of their butt hole all at once.
hooley-gooley by cledis banghole August 11, 2010
Related Words
Gosley • gooley • goshey • Gesley • godley • Godley, Texas • Godley Texas • goley • gonleyish • gosey
Gooleys
Huge ass balls/ testicles
Insain Courage, especially when reckless and stupid
This was first used in 1700 century in ireland when Seamus Joly Gooley (the local gigolo) was forced to run out side one day without any pants. (This was because Seamus was just caught with 3 local police constables wives in an orgy), The shear size of his impressive massive testicles (Which may or may not have been blue from not finishng with the constables wives) that where displayed as he ran for his life has forever seared the name Gooley's in ireland and the world as a refrenes to some one with huge balls both physically and in reckless and stupid Courage.
Insain Courage, especially when reckless and stupid
This was first used in 1700 century in ireland when Seamus Joly Gooley (the local gigolo) was forced to run out side one day without any pants. (This was because Seamus was just caught with 3 local police constables wives in an orgy), The shear size of his impressive massive testicles (Which may or may not have been blue from not finishng with the constables wives) that where displayed as he ran for his life has forever seared the name Gooley's in ireland and the world as a refrenes to some one with huge balls both physically and in reckless and stupid Courage.
fuck that man has a set of Gooleys
fuck i got hit in the Gooleys
ahhhh my Gooleys (when in pain in testicle region)
fuck i got hit in the Gooleys
ahhhh my Gooleys (when in pain in testicle region)
Gooleys by Harle Quin February 3, 2010
gosey
1. To screw up royally; to incur a debacle.
2. Skiing: to crash hard, particularly in attempting to land and ski away from an air.
2. Skiing: to crash hard, particularly in attempting to land and ski away from an air.
gosey by Maxwell G. December 31, 2007
The Godley
When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
The Godley by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
Godley, Texas
A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.
Godley, Texas by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018
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Ratfucker
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