Gosley

1) adj. When someone or something is obscenely gay

2) excl. Something super lame

Bro 1: Did you see After Earth?
Bro 2: Nah man, that movie looked gosley af

by Koonta December 2, 2015

hooley-gooley

When you are having a sexual encounter with your loved one or your house pet and you decide to stick four fingers inside of their butt hole all at once.

im feelin kinky tonight, think i could pull off a hooley-gooley?

by cledis banghole August 11, 2010

Gooleys

Huge ass balls/ testicles

Insain Courage, especially when reckless and stupid

This was first used in 1700 century in ireland when Seamus Joly Gooley (the local gigolo) was forced to run out side one day without any pants. (This was because Seamus was just caught with 3 local police constables wives in an orgy), The shear size of his impressive massive testicles (Which may or may not have been blue from not finishng with the constables wives) that where displayed as he ran for his life has forever seared the name Gooley's in ireland and the world as a refrenes to some one with huge balls both physically and in reckless and stupid Courage.

fuck that man has a set of Gooleys

fuck i got hit in the Gooleys

ahhhh my Gooleys (when in pain in testicle region)

by Harle Quin February 3, 2010

gosey

1. To screw up royally; to incur a debacle.

2. Skiing: to crash hard, particularly in attempting to land and ski away from an air.

Despite studying for several days, Jeezley goseyed his philosophy test.

by Maxwell G. December 31, 2007

The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.

Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.

by tornadopoop August 17, 2010

godley

To meander down a hallway and purposely brush against a female coworkers chest.

I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.

by Viejo August 8, 2007

Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.

“Godley, Texas is so terrible”

by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018