When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
I godleyed the shit out that bitch in accounts payable the other day...never even knew what hit her.
by Viejo August 07, 2007
A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.
“Godley, Texas is so terrible”
by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018
when someone does really well in lacrosse scream at the top of your lungs "you pulled a shae godley!"
by Mr Tall April 13, 2005