Gooleys

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Huge ass balls/ testicles

Insain Courage, especially when reckless and stupid

This was first used in 1700 century in ireland when Seamus Joly Gooley (the local gigolo) was forced to run out side one day without any pants. (This was because Seamus was just caught with 3 local police constables wives in an orgy), The shear size of his impressive massive testicles (Which may or may not have been blue from not finishng with the constables wives) that where displayed as he ran for his life has forever seared the name Gooley's in ireland and the world as a refrenes to some one with huge balls both physically and in reckless and stupid Courage.

fuck that man has a set of Gooleys

fuck i got hit in the Gooleys

ahhhh my Gooleys (when in pain in testicle region)

Gooleys by Harle Quin February 3, 2010

Words you can keep

hooley-gooley

When you are having a sexual encounter with your loved one or your house pet and you decide to stick four fingers inside of their butt hole all at once.

im feelin kinky tonight, think i could pull off a hooley-gooley?

hooley-gooley by cledis banghole August 11, 2010

Related Words

gooley • dirty gooley • hooley-gooley • hanging like goofeys ears • gooler • gooey sauce • Gooey Smore • Gooney Strainer • Gooey Sanchez • gooey smile

hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

hanging like goofeys ears by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011

Goolers

Noun-often referred to when talking about weed.

John:"Bro Pass the Goolers I can't see straight."

Phil:"Bruh bruh what the fuck are Goolers?"

John:"The fucking weed bro pass the Goooooolerssss."

Goolers by Big John HoustonTEX October 4, 2011

dirty gooley

A black ass naked mole rat with a micro penis.

He pulled out his dirty Gooley with some tweezers. We couldn't see, or feel it.

dirty gooley by Roni Roberts January 12, 2022

gooley

a person who sucks willy

gooley by Anon March 13, 2003

Gooley

Hiney/Butt. Foul Odors. Can also be used as a term of endearment between family members. "Gool" is an appropriate abbreviation.

"Don't forget to wipe your gooley!" (mother potty-training her young child)

"Ugh, this bathroom smells like Grandma Goolies" (A specific stench one can only know if they've smelled the couch cushions right after their old italian grandmother gets up)

"Hi Gooley, how was your day?" (A normal term of endearment between 2 sisters, or a mother and a daughter)

Gooley by SicilianBiatch August 29, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026