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Insain Courage, especially when reckless and stupid

This was first used in 1700 century in ireland when Seamus Joly Gooley (the local gigolo) was forced to run out side one day without any pants. (This was because Seamus was just caught with 3 local police constables wives in an orgy), The shear size of his impressive massive testicles (Which may or may not have been blue from not finishng with the constables wives) that where displayed as he ran for his life has forever seared the name Gooley's in ireland and the world as a refrenes to some one with huge balls both physically and in reckless and stupid Courage.
fuck that man has a set of Gooleys

fuck i got hit in the Gooleys

ahhhh my Gooleys (when in pain in testicle region)
Gooleys by Harle Quin February 3, 2010
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hooley-gooley

When you are having a sexual encounter with your loved one or your house pet and you decide to stick four fingers inside of their butt hole all at once.
im feelin kinky tonight, think i could pull off a hooley-gooley?
hooley-gooley by cledis banghole August 11, 2010

hanging like goofeys ears 

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears
oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears
Noun-often referred to when talking about weed.
John:"Bro Pass the Goolers I can't see straight."

Phil:"Bruh bruh what the fuck are Goolers?"

John:"The fucking weed bro pass the Goooooolerssss."
Goolers by Big John HoustonTEX October 4, 2011

dirty gooley 

A black ass naked mole rat with a micro penis.
He pulled out his dirty Gooley with some tweezers. We couldn't see, or feel it.
dirty gooley by Roni Roberts January 12, 2022
gooley by Anon March 13, 2003
Hiney/Butt. Foul Odors. Can also be used as a term of endearment between family members. "Gool" is an appropriate abbreviation.
"Don't forget to wipe your gooley!" (mother potty-training her young child)

"Ugh, this bathroom smells like Grandma Goolies" (A specific stench one can only know if they've smelled the couch cushions right after their old italian grandmother gets up)

"Hi Gooley, how was your day?" (A normal term of endearment between 2 sisters, or a mother and a daughter)
Gooley by SicilianBiatch August 29, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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