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That one friend you have in your friendship group that is " gumpy" as fuck and loves narcotics too much. A goley also doesn't want to admit he has no chromasomes left.

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Omg beth why would you leave the grill door shut on the oven! And cause a fire!

You fucking goley.
goley by Misstanfastic February 20, 2020
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Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
Golemite army by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018
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Beautiful , funny and amazing 😍

Mi cubanita linda 😊
Gleyna la cubanita
Gleyna by Cubanitaaaa January 13, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!
Pretty young lady 💗 caring n great 💗
We loveee Gleyna
Gleyna by GleynaLover101 February 7, 2018
Bloody hot outside; a heat wave. —adjective. Pronounced: gawr-ee. Named after Vice-president Al Gore; author of "An Inconvenient Truth" and leading proponent of controversial Global Warming & Climate Change Theory.
Used in a sentence: It's hotter than hell out here; in fact, it's positively 'gorey'.
gorey by GIDEON'S FLEECE™ August 6, 2010
A Toronto term for legal name/name according to the government
Girl: what’s your real name?
Toronto Man: My Goveyyyyyyyy?!??!
govey by Dimitri the Great January 19, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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