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That one friend you have in your friendship group that is " gumpy" as fuck and loves narcotics too much. A goley also doesn't want to admit he has no chromasomes left.

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Omg beth why would you leave the grill door shut on the oven! And cause a fire!

You fucking goley.
by Misstanfastic February 20, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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