Gorthol
Gorthol by PatchJustPatch July 9, 2021
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goathole
Something or someone foul and disgusting. Usually used as a noun however the usage continues to evolve.
"That cheese tastes like goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"
goathole by ragingcrinoline June 14, 2006
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Gorthol • goathole • Gorthos • gartholwg • Girthologist • girthology • Gorethology • Gotholic • grothole • Gory Hole
Goryhole
Similar to a glory hole. A men puts his cock through a hole in the wall. Instead the woman on the other side fucks him while she's on her period. When he pulls his penis back he's left well a bloody mess. Thus the Goryhole.
I earned my red wings last week. I fucked this broad through a glory hole. Came out on the other end a goryhole!
Goryhole by clint-beast-wood January 12, 2015
Gorthos
A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
Girthologist
Girthologist by ChiefEly July 6, 2023
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