Gorthol

A tall fumbling dumbass with lots of strength

Although his arm was broken, Gorthol decided fight crocodiles

by PatchJustPatch July 9, 2021

goathole

Something or someone foul and disgusting. Usually used as a noun however the usage continues to evolve.

"That cheese tastes like goathole!"
"The other day I was walking and I tripped on this goathole."
"Stop being such a goathole!"

by ragingcrinoline June 14, 2006

Goryhole

Similar to a glory hole. A men puts his cock through a hole in the wall. Instead the woman on the other side fucks him while she's on her period. When he pulls his penis back he's left well a bloody mess. Thus the Goryhole.

I earned my red wings last week. I fucked this broad through a glory hole. Came out on the other end a goryhole!

by clint-beast-wood January 12, 2015

grothole

A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch

She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis

by closboard February 9, 2017

Goathole

It can be used for two different things LIKE: telling people to back back to their goat hole or Also known as a penis, dick, shlonk, Willy, wiener, or a pp.

Example: Yo, my goathole itches.

by Insan1ty_ June 17, 2021

Gorthos

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.

"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"

by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008

Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

by ChiefEly July 6, 2023