gartholwg

a prison made for young children in order to keep them from seeing the outside, birthed in wales this school is a battleground and if you aren't prepared your already dead.

Man 1: where are you going for high school?
Man 2: the battleground... Gartholwg

by Average Person Enjoyer 3000 June 9, 2022

narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

by ChiefEly July 6, 2023

snarfle the garthogg

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question

steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him

by big baller 23 August 21, 2008

narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

girthology

The study of width and circumference of one's girth.

Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.

Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.

by Rawrare April 8, 2023

Gnarfell the Garthogg

Gnarfell the Garthogg...when you snort a bunch of pills and the dry crusty pill in the back of your throat, gnarfullin

I snorted 5 perc 5's and and began to Gnarfell the Garthogg for about 10 minutes.

by Stovepipemcginty May 16, 2021