gartholwg
a prison made for young children in order to keep them from seeing the outside, birthed in wales this school is a battleground and if you aren't prepared your already dead.
gartholwg by Average Person Enjoyer 3000 June 9, 2022
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narfle the garthog
My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.
Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?
That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.
That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.
narfle the garthog by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004
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