gartholwg 

a prison made for young children in order to keep them from seeing the outside, birthed in wales this school is a battleground and if you aren't prepared your already dead.

Man 1: where are you going for high school?
Man 2: the battleground... Gartholwg

gartholwg by Average Person Enjoyer 3000 June 9, 2022

narfle the garthog 

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

narfle the garthog by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

Girthologist by ChiefEly July 6, 2023

snarfle the garthogg 

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question

steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him

snarfle the garthogg by big baller 23 August 21, 2008

narfle the garthog 

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

narfle the garthog by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

girthology 

The study of width and circumference of one's girth.

Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.

Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.

girthology by Rawrare April 8, 2023

Gnarfell the Garthogg 

Gnarfell the Garthogg...when you snort a bunch of pills and the dry crusty pill in the back of your throat, gnarfullin

I snorted 5 perc 5's and and began to Gnarfell the Garthogg for about 10 minutes.

Gnarfell the Garthogg by Stovepipemcginty May 16, 2021