Gorthos 

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.

"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"

Gorthos by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008

grothos 

greek word

1) fist

2) slang for asshole, especially used in Crete

Mi les vlakies, eisai grothos! (Stop pulling my leg, you're an asshole!)

grothos by takis_spitakis January 20, 2008

grothos 

o malakas sta kritika. exei polles erminies kai mporeite na to xrisimopoite afova stin kathimerini sas omilia ws..."malakas"

"Ti grothos eisai re Maurikaki...!!!!!?? ,,, eee Grothako!"

grothos by Anonymous August 29, 2003

gortroste 

A smelly situation a person had got themselves into but they are too shy to say it smells. Say like a fart or a smelly food. these situations can be incredibly awkward and annoying.

Last night my aunt got me into a gortroste. She made me fermented shark and it smelt like deathbut i was to afraid to admit it.

gortroste by Aimeelovesamilo September 7, 2020

Gorthol 

A tall fumbling dumbass with lots of strength

Although his arm was broken, Gorthol decided fight crocodiles

Gorthol by PatchJustPatch July 9, 2021

Gortho

A fat, huge, big, and long cock

Kyonne has a nice gortho.

Gortho by Mattyspeaks February 13, 2024