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Goathole 

It can be used for two different things LIKE: telling people to back back to their goat hole or Also known as a penis, dick, shlonk, Willy, wiener, or a pp.
Example: Yo, my goathole itches.
Goathole by Insan1ty_ June 17, 2021
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Goathole 

the imaginary hole found just just behind the kneecap on women. Mainly used for bangin or stuffing your swollen member into
Man im gonna pound her in the goathole!
Man her goathole was blown apart.
Her goathole was rumered to have ripped the balls off of that old man.

Stick your cock her in goathole and youll be as cool as sir thomas.
Goathole by johnnySTIX December 1, 2009

goat-hole 

a vagina; typically the kind viewed from behind. Also tall and narrow.
I'm gonna put a ball gag in that girl's mouth and then cut up her sweet goat-hole.
goat-hole by Elwood Hamilton December 4, 2007

gyathole 

Fred: Hey, you have a big gyathole.
Emma: No I don't, you have a gyathole.
gyathole by honestly23 March 9, 2024
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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