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gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009
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ava gropper 

Beautiful, stunning, talented, athletic, intelligent, humble girl with eyes that are out of this world and a personality that even just by talking to her once you'll fall in love.
That girl is the best
Must be Ava Gropper
ava gropper by Sparkle sloth February 14, 2014
A weather term, referring to a light, hail-like snow.
The forecast is calling for rain changing over to gropple, with sleet and hail mixed in.
gropple by GuyPD November 13, 2006

groppled 

Synonym for fried, stoned, high, etc. Basically the best feeling ever; an out-of-body experience that can only be achieved while partaking in smoking with the boys. There are no guarantees as to what will happen while one is under this magnitude of influence.
I was at a party with the boys last night and we all got totally groppled. I lost my phone and couldn't feel my arms!
groppled by rockinturtle July 31, 2019

Stephen Groppell 

The hottest man in the world. His beard is as fluffy as his hair. He is better than Ronaldo, Messi, and you combined. He can score free kicks without kicking it. He is the ultimate alpha male. His writing skills are off the charts. He can write a book in less than a second. He wrote Harry Potter then let J.K Rowling take the credit because he loves women and all women love him. He´s part Chinese so he can make noodles and can make COVID-19 appear out of thin air. However, unlike many Chinese people, he has beautiful brown eyes. His hands are so strong because he uses them to comb his luscious hair. He is the best English teacher in the world, rated #1 for 10 years straight.
When Lionel Messi moved to PSG, he told Mbappe ¨I want to achieve what Stephen Groppell achieved here.¨
Stephen Groppell by stephenishot February 8, 2022

Titty Mc Groppell 

A letchy type gentleman who touches ladies boobs without they're permission.
Ah thay wagane is a total Titty Mc Groppell
Titty Mc Groppell by PastaMouse January 29, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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