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Groppler

To Masturbate on to ones faeces in a non toilet bowl based environment.
'Barnard curled out a log cabin and then proceeded to execute his finest Groppler to date on top' Cynthia exclaimed "that is by far the best groppler I have come across since Thursday week"
by cheesetits April 26, 2007
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Groppler

Dan loved to check out the gropplers on his early morning commute. gropplers.com
by Fr.Ted April 14, 2022
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gropper-time

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009
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ava gropper

Beautiful, stunning, talented, athletic, intelligent, humble girl with eyes that are out of this world and a personality that even just by talking to her once you'll fall in love.
That girl is the best
Must be Ava Gropper
by Sparkle sloth February 14, 2014
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grappler

Someone who is proficient in any form of martial art which emphasizes grappling ("grabbing" or "wrestling") such as wrestling, judo, ju jitsu, sambo, pankration, catch fighting, wrespon ki bo, greama, etc.
The boxer Milo Savage was totally unable to harm the grappler Gene LeBell in their 1963 Salt Lake City bout.
by Russ Lear July 20, 2009
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Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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gropple

A weather term, referring to a light, hail-like snow.
The forecast is calling for rain changing over to gropple, with sleet and hail mixed in.
by GuyPD November 13, 2006
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